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Bump Hump 

Its when a man has sex with a pregnant woman by placing his penis between the underside of her breast and the top of her pregnant belly. You have to approach her from the side and push her breast and belly together to make it tighter.
While my wife was 8-9 months pregnant, I noticed that there was a nice space between the bottom of her breasts and the top of her belly..almost like cleavage and I thought it would be hot to have sex with that part of her body just like titty fucking. So we called it the Bump Hump.
Bump Hump by jsaustin December 28, 2010
Related Words

Busts my hump

Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".
Cameron Frye: Yeah, well it really busts my hump!
Busts my hump by fubsish November 8, 2009
The act of fucking a prostitute and not paying. Also, promising someone money for something (a bet etc), doing it, and never paying.
Yo luis, I totally jew humped this one bitch yesterday....needless to say, She was flabbergasted when I got my clothes and ran out the window.

Dude I am totally about to jew hump this girl man. She has no idea its coming either.
Jew Hump by Dorville October 30, 2007

Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends
Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.
Speed Hump by Tizzuck February 6, 2010

OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY 

WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.
Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!
speed hump by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007