Groove Cooling

To sit or stand with one's legs apart, opening the crevice between genitals and inner thy in order to allow air circulation and avoid sweating. Can also be used as a phrase like "Slow your roll," i.e. "Cool your Groove."

See Arthur Kingsley stooping over there? Chances are hes Cooling his Groove.

All men took 1 large step to the left, creating a large gap between their feet; Maximum Groove Cooling was achieved that day.

by Arthur Kingsley July 27, 2011

groomie

the best friend or homie of the groom in a wedding party

did you see Dans groomie hitting on the brides maids

by jimmyb69 October 19, 2015

Groomer

anyone in the democratic party in the United States of America

My teacher is a groomer, and ze spends all morning telling the class about zeir sexual exploits with zeir groomer partner.

by draco_mask June 29, 2022

Groomer

A sorry ass trying to act mental, depressed, and sad just to get views

"they keep saying ok groomer to me...groomer... hahahahahahaha I'm gro-gro-GROOMER!"

by Afellowgamer January 24, 2020

GOOMER

What a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. It means Get Out Of My ER.

Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!

by mightydagon June 18, 2011

Groober

A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"

Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"

Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"

Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Ruby Groove

A great piece of azz for tappin'. One of Kid Sleepy B's fynezt hoez in tha 519 code. All tha bruthas dig 'er cause Baby Got Back. Knows how to take the KSB like a pro.

Ruby Groove is truly A2T. Looks like pie! Very yummy! Mmmmm.

by Sleepy Bear July 12, 2003