Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

Germanese

(n)(noun) a hybrid between the two most powerful cultures who dominated the world, Germans and the Japanese; which coined the word GERMANESE; a rare coincidence, caused the result of an incredible fusion of the races that created a unique NAZI threatening, PEARL HARBOR bombing like hotness, a perfect ghetto booty to match, amazing acrobatic like flexibility, exotic dance moves in ballet & hip-hop, and an aura of friendliness and kindness, ironic to its ancestors own, that is nothing less than FTW, all inclusive to one, perfect, female that inhabits the streets of SURREY, BC

During the Pep Rally, Germanese's skirt fell off, and this made the crowd go ballistic.

by Kay Sedilla January 4, 2008

German Carwash

To ejaculate on a females back and then urinate on her to rinse off the seimen

jack German Carwashed me last night!

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

German Lantern

The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.

My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.

by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar March 14, 2011

Germanated

To get absolutely catastrophically destroyed without hope of a full comeback.

"Did you see Germany vs England?"
"Yeah 4-1, they got Germanated"

"Brazil.7-1 huh?"
"Germanated"*cries*

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou July 14, 2014