Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.
Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
can be found very erotic by some due to the irony and can often lead to sex on site causing difficulty for paramedics and other emergency services on the scene
person 1: aww no a crashed ambulance, what a tragedy!
A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.
OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.