The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.
by Waskar February 21, 2011
When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.
Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"
Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"
Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"
by Waskar February 21, 2011