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Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc
Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"
Post Cumshot Syndrome
Also known as PCSS

Motions the body goes through after ejaculating:
Hunger
Thirst
Full Bladder
Abdominal Pain(Bloating, Constipation etc)
A Light Head
Chronic Excessive Phlegm
So on...
Guy: "I'm gonna go and finish peeing, then get a drink"

Girl: "WHAT!?"

Guy: "It's PCs. Stop talking, you're making me hungry. Gawd my stomach hurts"

Girl: "..."
Don't be a Dick.
Don't be a Douche.
Don't be a Douchebag.
Don't be a Dudd.
Don't be a Downer.
"I'm gonna run up and slap him"

"DBAD, dude."

D.U.E.L? 

Do U Even Lift?(sometimes spelt Do You Even Lift?)
"D.U.E.L? bruh?"
"Hell yeah mofo...just...not consistently...u know...??"

A.W.L.O.N 

"What was that!?"
"It was A.W.L.O.N"
Hit and quit.
Hit it and quit it.
Hit it, Quit it,
One Night Stand
"What about her?"
"She's alright, not a FAF more of a HIQI"
Fuck and forget.
HIQI with a hint of amnesia.
"Dude look"
"Meh, so many that look like that in Florida & DC, let alone Cali, FAF that."