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Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc
Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"
Post Cumshot Syndrome
Also known as PCSS

Motions the body goes through after ejaculating:
Hunger
Thirst
Full Bladder
Abdominal Pain(Bloating, Constipation etc)
A Light Head
Chronic Excessive Phlegm
So on...
Guy: "I'm gonna go and finish peeing, then get a drink"

Girl: "WHAT!?"

Guy: "It's PCs. Stop talking, you're making me hungry. Gawd my stomach hurts"

Girl: "..."
Don't be a Dick.
Don't be a Douche.
Don't be a Douchebag.
Don't be a Dudd.
Don't be a Downer.
"I'm gonna run up and slap him"

"DBAD, dude."

D.U.E.L? 

"D.U.E.L? bruh?"
"Hell yeah mofo...just...not consistently...u know...??"

A.W.L.O.N 

"What was that!?"
"It was A.W.L.O.N"
Fuck and forget.
HIQI with a hint of amnesia.
"Dude look"
"Meh, so many that look like that in Florida & DC, let alone Cali, FAF that."
"What about her?"
"She's alright, not a FAF more of a HIQI"