pre-guilt

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

by JoeNJ2 November 20, 2011

guilt trip

To do and/or say things for a continued amount of time to cover up for something you feel guilty about.

Jonathan didn't like everyone telling him that he's on a guilt trip, so he went to an online site and posted his own bogus definition for the phrase to cover up for the real meaning. He was obviously on a guilt trip.

by Tea Tiller October 22, 2011

Catholic Guilt

What 1% of former priests obviously didn't possess.

Catholic Guilt; former priest in prison, not needing to find sexual partners anymore...they find him...and hopefully, on a daily basis..to remind them of that Catholic Guilt.

by SideOrder November 12, 2010

guiltology

An insensitive, insincere apology only given out of guilt. The motives for the apology are not to actually make the one being given the apology feel better, but instead to make the one apologizing feel better. In other words, an apology given by a selfish, narcissistic, dickhead whose only goal is to clear their own conscience.

My brother stole money out of my purse and after confronting him I received a guiltology.

by keepyourfakeapology May 11, 2011

Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

Guilt Control

When someone uses guilt to try to control your behavior. Often seen in religion, politics and social media.

"I am not liking that Facebook post. They're just using guilt control to get you to annoy all your friends and family."
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A sample Facebook post using guilt control:

Like this definition if you have a heart. Ignore it if you hate god and love to watch puppies slowly drown. Don't let god and the puppies down. Or are you too chicken and faithless to like this? You're probably Unpatriotic too if you ignore this and move on to your frivolous life of frivolous things. See how many jerks do nothing while the patriotic, faithful, good people press 'like' to show the evil, godless anti-Americans what they really stand for. Stand up and like this now or sit down and let the world crumble in filth and despair.

by Butter Than Ever April 11, 2013

Guilted

To have one guilt you into doing things you feel uncomfortable doing or feel regret for later.

"I Can't believe I was guilted into watching Salvadorians party at a soccer game with my Mother"

by Ryager:) May 26, 2013