dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

Fisting

the use of a hand inserted in most cases to the wrist in place of an object or penis.I gives tremendous volume inside the recipient and since it also warm and rigid it has a lot to offer as a sex technique. You can of course see a lot of it on redtube and i would advise one of you read up a lot on this before you attempt it.Gives new meaning to small hands are a blessing. I don't think its kinky.

we dabbled a bit with fisting i can't say i was disappointed at all but golly no jewelery allowed..

by DaynaS October 27, 2008

crab fishing

The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.

Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet

by WillT June 7, 2007

shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

by gigz June 21, 2007

Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009

K-fishing

To be cheap and ask for money but never pay it back

Stop K-fishing=Stop being cheap/Pay me Back!/Don't be brown

by B-ryan the Great April 2, 2010

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011