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Texas Dumpster

Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.
He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.

As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
Texas Dumpster by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Fetish Dumpster 

When a person has a particular fetish or fetishes and uses a partner/s or individual/s to get off sexually by fixating on that fetish and not the whole person/s. It is a selfish, one-way experience that serves the needs of the fetishist, while draining the dignity of the one that they are using to fulfill their desires. Example: object fetish (boots), body part fetish (feet), material fetish (smelly socks). These ones gets sexually aroused by that fetish. It can serve to replace the need for an emotional attachment to a person/partner. Essentially, they are treating their partner like a trash receptacle for their self-serving fetish desires.
After being with him/her/them for awhile, I realized they were only with me, to get off on their fetish fix. It made me feel like trash. At that moment, I realized I was being used like a fetish dumpster.

Dump Salad 

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

dumassery 

Full of dumbass
stupidity
not-so-smart decision
What is wrong with him?
Pure dumassery.
dumassery by angology October 27, 2013

Dump and Bump 

Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"

"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
Dump and Bump by wotah January 8, 2015

Dump and Hump 

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
Dump and Hump by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

Dump Pump 

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
Dump Pump by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016