Donald Trump

A Russian puppet

Believes in climate change , just doesn't give a shit whether or not we all die , at least he's happy in his YUUUGE gold plated coffin with his pockets full of cash.
Wants "clean coal" and thinks it's made from actually scrubbing it clean.

Chad:Jimmy don't jump!, you have so much to live for!
Jimmy:but ,y'know , Donald Trump exists.
Chad: oh , ok *jumps*
Jimmy:*jumps*

by Frick You May 10, 2018

Donald trump

An idiot that knows nothing about life he is a dumbass and if you like him imma shove your ass up his dick and throw you cunts into space. Also this dude is a fucking orannge and even though oranges are delicious he is a spoiled one ew.

One person : WOW your such a donald trump

Other guy : HEY DONT INSULT ME LIKE THAT BITCH

by NOT MARK November 3, 2020

Donavan

A dangerously attractive man. Someone you could only dream of being around. If one should find themselves worthy of his attention, consider it an honor. Donavan has a mind like no other. He can be best described as a mad genius, and sexual dynamo. He can also be considered analytical, observant, helpful, reliable, and precise. However, once Donavan finds you useless, consider yourself dead to him. He has little patience for absentminded, foolish people. Donavan is intellectually stimulating and wildly seductive. Good luck even getting close enough to know him.

Donavan is way too hot!
Donavan is the brains of this operation.
I'm so in love with Donavan.
I hope Donavan marries me someday.

by Nonnyabiz October 10, 2013

Donald Trump

An Orange

Girl:Hey did you here about Donald Trump, he got covid.
Boy: You mean I ate covid for lunch.

by heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybitches October 12, 2020

Donald Trump

cheeto head stoopid "human" with no brain. also a STRONG insult to other people.

x: you're such a Donald trump
y:ouch that hurted

by scared of sp00ns June 8, 2020

Donald Trump

His mom and dad bought an orange and tried to cook it. They accidently burnt their orange and it was hideous. In attempts to make him look good, his father shaved his beard and bleached the hair. They then attached the hair to the orange and told him to "Go Make America Great Again". This is how Trump was born.

A: Donald Trump looks a burnt orange
B: Well...

by hmcshizzle November 2, 2020

Donald Trump

what happens when you tell the special ed kid he can do whatever he puts his mind to

wow this guys gonna be the next donald trump if they keep encouraging him.

by The_Bastion_pauler October 5, 2018