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custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
by Solegasm April 7, 2024
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Custonatic

A custom branch of mathematics constructed with new symbols, axioms, parameters, logic, characters, operations, rules, or other alterable mathematical characteristics. p-adic numbers and other weird branches of mathematics are Custonatic.
They were working on a new Custonatic to help solve a big mathematical theory.
by Vanouper September 18, 2024
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Custody-by-Cop

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
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Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 20, 2017
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
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joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke
yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody
by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
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Adeptus Custodes

An Order of genetically-engineered warriors from Warhammer 40k, created to bodyguard the Emperor of Mankind and act as His servants.
"Did you know that the Adeptus Custodes, the bodyguards of a literal god, somehow messed up so bad that said literal god flat out died?"
by Stormcatcher July 6, 2024
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