When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
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Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
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Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
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"Did you know that the Adeptus Custodes, the bodyguards of a literal god, somehow messed up so bad that said literal god flat out died?"
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