Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 05, 2023

Immanure

Another way of saying immature which reinforces your lack of maturity.

Are we there yet?
Oh my god, you are a grown-ass man!
Heh, I'm immanure.

by LazyRooster December 10, 2022

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 08, 2024

Bzziness

What your wife/girlfriend does when you're taking care of business and are away from home.

Hubby is is working OT today. Guess me and little Bob are going to take care of some bzziness at home.

by LazyRooster August 11, 2025

forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 07, 2023