Definitions by LazyRooster
$20 New Car
Buy soap and wax, find a bucket, reuse old cotton laundry, pull out the shop-vac, and spend a few hours cleaning your current car, rather than buying a new one.
Instead of rolling over your shit equity into another $50,000 new car to impress people you don't like, why don't you just spend an afternoon turning this one into a $20 new car?
But bro: No.
But bro: No.
$20 New Car by LazyRooster May 23, 2026
Asshole used as an ashtray
There is a particular stench associated with certain people who have essentially given up on hygiene in the US. You will know it when you smell it.
After a long night of slumming at Three Teeth Sports Bar, Pete came stumbling through the door, thoroughly sauced and stinking like an asshole used as an ashtray.
Asshole used as an ashtray by LazyRooster May 9, 2026
Get your dick out of my wallet
A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.
"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."
Get your dick out of my wallet by LazyRooster December 9, 2025
Word of the Day on December 10, 2025
Bzziness
Hubby is is working OT today. Guess me and little Bob are going to take care of some bzziness at home.
Bzziness by LazyRooster August 11, 2025
Hitchhike
The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
Hitchhike by LazyRooster March 8, 2024
forbidden chocolate milk
You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
forbidden chocolate milk by LazyRooster November 7, 2023
Teen-spreading
Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.
Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"
Teen-spreading by LazyRooster September 5, 2023