Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:
Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
by Fpierettori June 08, 2020
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Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.
DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!
by afenda December 22, 2017
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crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina
sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
by crazybegger February 21, 2008
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Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
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cum crusty

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith August 29, 2006
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crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.
Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.
by nunya February 26, 2005
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