Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
Man #2: Really? how did it taste?
Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
Get the Turd Crustysmug. Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline December 6, 2015
Get the crusty nuggetmug. by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
Get the crusty flappermug. When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.
by afenda December 21, 2017
Get the Crusty Hindumug. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008
Get the cum crustymug. by nunya May 13, 2005
Get the Crusty Potatomug. by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the crusty shitmug.