can of whupass 

what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone's ass

Gonna open up a can of whupass

can of whupass by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

can i return it? 

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

can i return it? by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

Can't Get Past the First Level by Jackie March 2, 2004

Can of Whoop Ass 

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

Can of Whoop Ass by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

can-can 

Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.

Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.

can-can by Keefer St. Aubin November 20, 2007

Can I ask you something? 

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.

Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?

Can I ask you something? by 83rd element December 26, 2018

Can-O-Black

Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.

(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.

Can-O-Black by the2ndflood August 22, 2008