rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

Random battles

Combats you usually engage on RPGs when you walk on the world map or a dungeon.
Usually annoying, but also a way to become godlike in the game by getting experience, money and items.

Yes, no one know why these random animals are carrying 148 gil and a magic fire ring, it will forever be a mistery.... (legendary frog)

by Darkish November 6, 2004

Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.

Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship

by Morgan B... August 5, 2008

Battle Shits

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.

Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!

by Nippy August 25, 2005

Megaman Battle Network

A game related to the Megaman seriese owned by Capcom. The game solely revolves around internet or internet properties. Lan (main character) sends his program, or Net Navi, Megaman.exe, into certain objects to stop net hacking/crime.

Capcom has released a new game for the Megaman Battle Network seriese.

by Namlhof June 28, 2003

Battle of the Bulge

The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.

I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

Battlefield 3

An epic FPS game set to release during Fall 2011, which is around the same time Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is going to be released. Possibly the most anticipated game as of right now. Created in order to crush the COD dynasty and begin the reign of Battlefield. Actually promotes realism and teamwork unlike COD, which is too lone-wolf and unrealistic in order to be taken seriously.

Hardcore gamers play Battlefield.

Ex. 1 - Battlefield 3 > Modern Warfare 3
Ex. 2 - COD WHAAAATTT???

by Yaofio May 29, 2011