fit bird

A remarkably attractive young woman; i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model.

1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.

2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.

by pigeonface May 14, 2005

bird

former or active k.k.k. member or old drunk

man that bird tried to change its feathers

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Port Bird

A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!

"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?

What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!

by Snapper October 8, 2004

early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

bird hair

When a girls bangs are so short some pieces stick straight out.

"That girl over there has some vicious bird hair!"

by lexieisFRESH April 8, 2009

tinder bird

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.

"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".

by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Issy Bird

Issy Bird is a vagina. A silly word used by teenagers.

Liz: Omg did you see Dezarys issy bird hanging out of her skirt today.
Marlee: Eww yes.

by Ballball3131 September 30, 2015