Kim job 

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.

Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.

Kim job by CasualT23 September 22, 2021

Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

Steve Job by Sebwich September 25, 2021

Strum Job 

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string

The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job

Strum Job by The Diddly September 30, 2021

Pussy Job 

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.

I need a pussy job from my husband

Pussy Job by PJAficionado October 6, 2021

Acting job 

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not

Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob

Acting job by HUPPPON October 17, 2021

Dick Job 

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

Dick Job by Shmones November 1, 2021

Liam Job 

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

Liam Job by GroundBadger November 14, 2021