magic penis theory 

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

magic penis theory by briaguya April 20, 2015

Double Penis Relationship (DPR) 

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

Double Penis Relationship (DPR) by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016

Rat Penis 

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

Rat Penis by Skasix November 8, 2016

flounder penis 

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

flounder penis by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

nigga penis 

when a black dude has a penis smaller than 3 inches but has 8+ inch droopy foreskin.

I was going to suck his dick but I saw his Nigga penis so I had to bail.

nigga penis by Ceo of Cotton picking November 2, 2019

Gay Penis AIDS 

When something happens or someone says something that is kind of annoying or stupid that makes you upset. Can be used as a substitute to calling something “retarded”

Oh my gosh. My teacher gave me an F on the test. It’s so Gay Penis AIDS.

Gay Penis AIDS by Uncle Blaze November 15, 2019

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

Merchant of Penis by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021