Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.
It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"
"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
by briaguya September 12, 2014
The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.
"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."
by briaguya April 20, 2015