dick wart
above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend
dick wart by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006
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Dick me in the fuck hole
An exclamation used in moments of extreme or repeated failure. Use of this phrase cannot be planned, but must come out spontaneously as a result of frustration. It is used to express ones displeasure at their own failure.
Dick me in the fuck hole by kypbaker November 11, 2009
dick sandwich
When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.
She packed up and left?
Yeah.
Where's she living.
With the new guy.
There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!
I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.
With extra mayo.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Where's she living.
With the new guy.
There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!
I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.
With extra mayo.
Thanks.
dick sandwich by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009
dick sucker
Can also be used as noun referring to someone's mouth and at the same time suggesting they suck dick with it. Used primarily to describe someone's mouth who talks too much, is too loud, or says something you don't like (relates more to speech than anything else). I've never heard it used in reference to eating.
I wish that loud bitch over there would shut her dick sucker already.
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
dick sucker by Gamblar December 10, 2008
Dick Tickler
A non-fictonal man of many faces. He breaks into your house at night and renders your penis useless as he tickles it with his 9 inch fingernails. You are somewhat being pleasured by this act of random dick tickling, and cannot move any body part for any reason while this man tickles your dick. When he is finished you often fall into unconsious lulls and wake up to remember nothing. Nobody has actually ever seen this man, but it is believed anybody who does may be killed relentlessly by his 25 inch cock.
Person 1: Damn man, why are my pants down and why do I have an erection?
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Person 2: Maybe you have been visited by the Dick Tickler.
Dick Tickler by Bawlf-Man February 26, 2009