dick puppet

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature
omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?
by zertzarm March 16, 2009
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tooth fairy

a bitch who steals your tooth and your money
mom the tooth fairy stole all the money in my piggy bank and took my tooth and left me with a stupid quarter
by zertzarm March 26, 2009
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