Elton John’s surprise 

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

Elton John’s surprise by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Lockdown John 

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.

Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!

Lockdown John by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021

Jason john 

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

Jason john by My friend jason January 18, 2022

Max John Harding Thomas 

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.

Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

Max John Harding Thomas by UncleGravy June 1, 2023

Big Boy John 

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

Big Boy John by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

Doing a John by xWitt October 20, 2017

Big PP John 

A term used to denote the person in a group with the largest phallic member.

That's Dave, we call him Big PP John.

Big PP John by Cali Freeheim June 10, 2018