Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.

Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.

by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018

Brown Hose Kick

Getting fucked by a black man.

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.

by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025

hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.

The hose Karen has struck again.

by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)

dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.

by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011