Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.

"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."

by Jean-Claude December 24, 2009

hose zone

The mysterious place where your sock goes leaving a single instead of a pair.

After doing laundry today I noticed I had 5 socks come out without a mate. Where did those socks go? The "Hose Zone".

by Clean freak November 21, 2013

Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.

Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.

by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018

Brown Hose Kick

Getting fucked by a black man.

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.

by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021