hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

hot trumpet by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

tarnished trumpet 

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

tarnished trumpet by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017

1st trumpet 

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

1st trumpet by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

sunday trumpet by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

Broken Trumpet 

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

Broken Trumpet by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Krispy trumpet 

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.

I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.

Krispy trumpet by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020

stink trumpet

your ass, letting loose a fart

Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?

stink trumpet by easy al April 10, 2022