Definitions by 72Ironhead73

tarnished trumpet 

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

tarnished trumpet by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017