why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

indian treat

When you shit into a condom freeze it and give it to your girlfriend as a treat for being a good girl

Here girl come get your Indian treat

by MT_ October 10, 2021

Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).

Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Treat Linda Day

Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.

Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!

"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!

by Lulubellisima July 13, 2023

Treat the Jake’s

Go on a high speed chase with the police

like fully chop says Vic treat the Jake’s

Yo Kailie Treat the Jake’s dude

by khamarisex May 11, 2025

Treat

A really great musicial track of any genre. It’s very melodic and very gourmet in every way.

I was at the club last night and the DJ played us a sweet little treat. We had a blast!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018