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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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sHAKING THE dOPE oUT

heroin Chicks with Heroin Dicks
by Roger Turnstile November 6, 2003
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snaking the drain

defacation into partners mouth followed by a healthy face fuck
"i blew diarreaha into chrissys face and then she blew me!" "sounds like a wet and sloppy snaking the drain!"
by phillip planet March 30, 2008
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Slaying the Beast

v. To down an entire bottle of an alcoholic beverage of your own choosing. Beast refers to the old Irish way of referring to Alcohol as The Creature. Beast just happens to be a more hardcore animal euphemism, and since downing an entire bottle of alcohol is pretty hardcore...
1. During the 7-month shooting of the movie Animal House, John Belushi slayed more beasts than any frat boy during their entire college careers.

2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008
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Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.
John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.
by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009
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Shaking the bag

Verb: The act of fondling,playing, or squeezing a sack and or bag that could be resembled as male genitalia.
"Bruh, did you take that girl home from the bar last night? "

"Ya,she was really good at shaking the bag."
by DrunkenPeach February 7, 2017
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shaking the green mango tree

Synonym for robbing the cradle. Going out with someone who's ... really kinda young!
Eek the Cat sure is shakin' the green mango tree with Anabelle. I mean, that cat must be at least seven, maybe eight cat years older than her!
by Dan-Lo April 14, 2004
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