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Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."
by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005
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Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010
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Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
by Dazzy_G August 29, 2008
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Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009
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Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant
You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.
by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011
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Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
by RelapseSAE October 23, 2011
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Shower Napkin

The Towel you use when you didn't do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. The Shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. The shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
I forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.
by Jayblox January 13, 2009
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