Golden Shower

n. The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

e.g. "Last night, my girlfriend got a little kinky, and gave me a golden shower."

by Golden Shower Boy August 15, 2005

Baby Shower

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.

by Kid High Roller March 6, 2010

Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

by Dazzy_G August 29, 2008

Shower Oyster

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.

OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!

by incomplete pete November 3, 2009

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

shower it off

To recover from something by showering.
Equivalent of 'sleep it off'

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!

-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)

by Cirera June 12, 2011

Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.

by MarkWT February 18, 2009