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Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
by Marcus L January 1, 2008
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Mentally unstable

You
You're mentally unstable, go see a therapist.
by Pspspsppspssp October 21, 2021
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mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever
Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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mental model

When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.
person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!

person 2:
because she's a mental model
by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008
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mental fap

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.
guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."

guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
by craundizzle August 31, 2006
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Let's go fucking mental

Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing
"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"

*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 11, 2010
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Slave mentality

1. Colorism:

Discrimination based on skin complexion,
society light skin vs dark skin aka house negro and the field negro. Those with lighter complexions are often saw as being safer, less threatening, more attractive, more intelligent. Simply because their complexion is closer to that of a Caucasian.

2.Competitive Nature:

Often when people of color see another person of color doing well, instead of us congratulating him we hate, or become envious. We become insulted that they may have or appear to be surpassing us and want to knock them off their hustle. This is a direct result of us being paired against each other during slavery.
Black on black crime is defined by slave mentality also bleaching your skin is slave mentality.
by Blackfactor April 23, 2020
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