home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

home-cooked meal by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

happy meal 

This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.

I tried to give that bitch a happy meal, but her fucking mouth was too small...fucking whore!

happy meal by slimslow September 8, 2006

Pantry meal

A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.

Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?

No???

It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!

Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?

I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.

Ok then

Pantry meal by CJ Moose January 20, 2014

Bone meal

the white stuff from minecraft that grows plants

Eyy yo FluffyPinapple139 pass me the bone meal, ima grow a tree

Bone meal by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.

Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.

Spite Meal by Bweave May 16, 2021

seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

seven course meal by Ryan Paine March 18, 2008

nuke-a-meal 

Any frozen dinner that requires heating in the microwave.

I'm going to grab a lasagna nuke-a-meal for dinner.

nuke-a-meal by FrostByte70 October 7, 2010