Motivational Lizard

The motivational Lizard is a god, something much stronger then any man, it will rule the world with a iron fist. WATCH OUT FOR THE LIZARD OF THE GODS. THIS LIZARD WILL MOTIVATE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, YOU STUPID HUMAN!
TODAY I THINK I WILL PRAY TO THE MOTIVATIONAL LIZARD AND MAYBE CUM TOO
by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020
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lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.
billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.
by brandilla tha thrilla March 22, 2010
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shit lizard

A person who is cool to the point of sickness. Everything to this guy is low-key and manageable even if goals aren't likely to be reached.
"Dude, he lives with his mom and sleeps in the basement. Man, what a shit lizard!"
by GameUniverso May 11, 2018
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Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
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Lot Lizard

A male or female prostitute that frequents truck stop lots, parking lots, etc.
"That truck stop in Buffalo is filled with Lot Lizard's."
"That guy gets a ton of Lot Lizards."
"They are a bunch of Lot Lizards, you know they're trucker suckers, hookers who hang around the rest stops and truck stops and have sex for money with the truckers and travelers that stop there for gas."
by TheTrueIlluminati April 14, 2019
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Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.
There goes the Lot Lizard.
by A BigOl' Boi June 24, 2022
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dookie lizard

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.
by yeah786!!!!! March 14, 2009
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