Definitions by tucsondog

RMGOHF 

Rest my guy on her forehead. Slang term for receiving Gluck Gluck 3000, schlong gobbles, pipe cleaning,

Worker 1: oh man check her out!
Worker 2: wow! I’d RMGOHF
Worker 1: what?
Worker 2: I’d rest my gut on her forehead
Worker 1: stares in horny disgust

RMGOHF by tucsondog September 29, 2024

Frullinged 

1. When you are in an area that gets hit by two storms from different sides.
2. When taking a pounding from two directions.

"Look at those storms, we're about to get Frullinged!"
"My Buddy and I Frullinged this girl we met at the bar last night"

Frullinged by tucsondog August 8, 2016

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad 

Also known as Z.E.U.S.
Z.E.U.S was founded very recently in response to the impeding zombie apocalypse. Services include: ass kicking, slaying zombies, fortification, ass kicking, and more zombie killing.

911: This is 911 emergency, what service do you require?
Guy: OMG there's zombies everywhere, we're trapped on our roof, send help!!!
911: Stay calm sir, Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has been dispatched.
Guy: We're saved!
...
5 min later
...

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad arrives on site.
...
1 min later
...
Guy: 911? Hello? Me again, all the zombies are dead, we've been saved! Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad has done it again!

Guy1: Why is there a boot sticking out of that dead zombie's face?
Guy2: Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad was here, and one of them kicked it's ass so hard they lost their boot.
Guy1: o_O

Zombie Eradication Unguiferous Squad by tucsondog February 21, 2012

road lizard

a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.

look out, a road lizard.

road lizard by tucsondog October 17, 2006