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Smoothie Powder 

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.
I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.
Smoothie Powder by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

couch lizard

Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"
"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."
couch lizard by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005