iPhone

iPhone
the most amazing piece of technology of the 21st century. Revolutionized the way people access emails, use the web, send text messages.....oh, and it has those stupid little apps that we spend hours on, lol.

Lady #1: My husband just bought me an iPhone 4
Lady #2: Oh yeah? How do you like it?
Lady #1: It's AMAZING....I love it.
Lady #2: And.....how does HE like it?
Lady #1: Hmmmmmm, not so much! He's a Droid man!

by JPEditMan October 24, 2011

iPhone XR

The iPhone XR stands for iPhone Xtra Retarded, like the iPhone XS is iPhone excess (money)

kyle: yo check out my new iphone xr!
jim: you must be extra retarded to buy the iphone xtra retarded.

by 9aytard October 28, 2018

iPhone sucker

1. (n) i-phone-su-cker

Some one who is on another phone service than AT&T (ie. Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, etc). This person is someone who wants the iPhone very much but knows they cant have it because it would cost more to switch from there current phone service. This person is also waiting for the iPhone to come to there phone service.

"Ergh, Will you are such an iPhone sucker!"

by will6680 March 17, 2010

iphone repair

We're not sure if it's animal, vegetable, or mineral, but it's what the techs at www.iPhone-repair-new-york.com (248 W. 35th St, New York, NY 10001 646-688-5385) eat, breathe, and sleep. Rumor has it it was reverse engineered by NASA after the Roswell Crash, but I also hear Chuck Norris invented it after round-house kicking the universe into existence.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my iPhone and now I need iPhone repair.

by iphone repair man May 18, 2011

iPhoner

Someone who is so dependent on their iPhone that they can barely function without it.

Me: Do you know where the nearest subway stop is?

Matthew: I don't. Let's ask that iPhoner Sam.

by jen480 July 30, 2009

iPhone Generation

people, mostly 20 somethings,who are addicted to their i Phones and its apps.

Steph and Mike two of the iPhone generation, never put down their phones.There's no app for that

by busterhumphammer February 14, 2010

Virgin Iphone

An iphone that has never been jailbroken, or unlocked.

Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!

Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*

by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 22, 2010