iphoner

people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.

dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.

iphoner by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009

iphoner

The people who choose iphones only over other mobile brands.

I am an iphoner, I use my iphone daily.

iphoner by Ms. GzlAli January 15, 2016

iPhoner

Someone who is so dependent on their iPhone that they can barely function without it.

Me: Do you know where the nearest subway stop is?

Matthew: I don't. Let's ask that iPhoner Sam.

iPhoner by jen480 July 30, 2009

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

iPhone legs 

When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.

Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!

iPhone legs by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010

iPhone 7+ 

I DONT NEED IT

I DONT NEED IT

RIP the beloved headphone jack

I dont need it iphone 7+

iPhone 7+ by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 29, 2016