Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.
by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018
Get the Tainted Meat mug.A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.
1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat
There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:
The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat
There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:
The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
by Sammy Boy, the Pipes the Pipes are Calling November 11, 2008
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The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.
by punchmyface December 20, 2008
Get the Holiday Taint mug.The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.
Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.
Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.
by Cherrubim March 27, 2011
Get the Toilet Taint mug.The area located between the vagina and the bunghole. 'taint pussy and taint ass The part of a woman's anatomy that touches the bicycle seat.
by Jaraldo March 31, 2003
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