Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

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Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

by Jblazer123 May 4, 2016

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socking • socking it • sockington • Socking Cheesestring. • Socking off • Socking Wet • Clear Socking it • double socking • Black Socking • blue socking

Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob

Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more

by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005

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smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

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Sucking Bag

A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.

"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"

by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016

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