smollet

VERB - To smollet is to plan and commit a fake hate crime. NOUN - a fake hate crime or an act suspiciously similar to a fake hate crime.

Rep. Tlaib's claim of an anti-Muslim note left on her office door may be a smollet.

by wags0987 March 27, 2019

smollbeb

The best streamer on twitch, aka gayle

Tran wishes he could be a smollbeb

by Thatonekidnamedfrancis January 26, 2021

smolinski

the most hottest and sexiest people have that last name. They are the most perfect people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Smolinski you should ask them to marry you straight away as you will be happy for the rest of you mother fucking ugly life.

Smolinski's are perfect and are amazing in every way. If you don't have this last name you deserve to die.

They have great hair, eyes and personality.

You will never hate a smolinski because they are sexy and the best people alive.

person 1 - I met the hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - I bet they were a smolinski

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - because they are the hottest and sexiest people alive

by smolinski June 20, 2021

juicy smollett

A person who genuinely believes that their “shit doesn’t stink.” Once this person realizes that every other single person around them finds the smell of their shit does in deed smell absolutely horrid, the offender quickly attempts and with very poor acting skills to shift the blame elsewhere.

My friend Jessie farted in the elevator and tried blaming me. He’s a real “juicy smollett.”

by Bravowhiskey April 18, 2022

smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008

smolvin

A sea dwelling creature who doesn't have time to drink milk. They can sometimes be seen driving 4 runners and drinking brews. They despise the Hawaiian islands for reasons unknown.

Anderson: Yo brother you see that smolvin over there!!!!
Burke: I feel bad for him, he has tar all over him, poor smolvins.

by Mauii man June 18, 2010

Smolpeen

Saying “we should go.... or we should do....” but having no intention of carrying out what you have said.

James: we should go climb that water tower
James: *has no intention of actually climbing water tower*
Everyone else: Stop smolpeening us you idiot.

by Games Dean May 31, 2019