Schere

German word for when you have definitely done something but don't want to admit it.

Hannes: "Franz hast du meine Freundin gefickt?"
Franz: "Schere."

by Jordonkäsebrot July 8, 2024

Schenectady Stew

Schenectady stew...is a stew combination so disasterous that it makes your farts so bad you open the car windows all the way down on a zero degree day to be able to get any semblance of fresh air. The farts make you gag so hard you can't see to drive and the coming diarrhea is so bad it expels itself instantaneously and so violently everyone in the Dunkin Donuts can hear you crying. Typical stew consists of all the things that are old and expired in the fridge.

Time to clean out the fridge, let's make a Schenectady stew and feed it to Steve so you can s*** himself into orbit.

by Thepostman97 January 26, 2026

Schemaneuntic

sche·ma·neun·tic /ˌski məˈnju ntɪk/ adjective
1 : characterized by twisting words or sentence structure to confuse, deceive, or appear clever
2 : relating to the art of manipulating language for persuasion or control
adverb sche·ma·neun·ti·cal·ly
: in a schemaneuntic manner
verb sche·ma·neun·ti·cize; sche·ma·neun·ti·cized; sche·ma·neun·ti·ciz·ing transitive verb
: to manipulate wording with hidden meanings, tricks, or power dynamics
noun sche·ma·neun·tics plural in form but singular or plural in construction
: the practice or techniques of schemaneuntic language manipulation

Etymology: coined by Rocky Kingston, August 17, 2025

sche·ma·neun·tic adjective/noun
Synonyms
word-twister, language-manipulator, sophister, deceiver, rhetorician, equivocator, spin-doctor
Antonyms
straight-talker, clarifier, honest-communicator, direct-speaker, truth-teller, unambiguous, forthright

"Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
"Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."
"He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."
"She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"

by Rocky Kingston February 16, 2026

Schemander

To meander while shuffling your feet aimlessly--most likely under the influence of poppers (Not endemic to the gay community--just mostly them)

I got stuck behind a group of guys schemandering through the mall after lunch; just dragging their feet like zombies with nowhere to be because picking them up was apparently too much work.

by FancyFeet February 19, 2026

Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.

Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie

by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025

scheety

The art of taking a masterly crafted crack rock, crushing it down to fine pebbles, spreading it across a sheet of aluminum foil, and topping it ever so gently with fetty powder.

The ratio of the crack rock to the fetty powder is very important if you want to smoke a high quality scheety.

by Beccababy2187 July 19, 2025

Schemaneuntic

Schemaneuntic
Definition: When someone twists their words or sentence structure to mess with your head, make you believe something shady, or just sound super slick.
Definition: The art of manipulating language to make people think what you want them to think—basically, word sorcery for control freaks.

Schemaneuntically
Adverb Definition: In a way that’s all about playing with words to trick, persuade, or just sound extra clever.

Schemaneunticize
Verb Definition: To tweak your wording so it’s got hidden layers, tricks, or power moves.

Example: "Dude, his schemaneuntic way of talking made it sound like he wasn’t responsible, but we all knew he was."
Schemaneuntics
Example: "Her schemaneuntics were so good that she could make a lie sound like the truth just by rearranging a few words."

Example: "He argued schemaneuntically, making sure every sentence had a double meaning to keep everyone guessing."

Example: "She schemaneunticized her apology so it still sounded like an insult, but technically, she ‘apologized.’"

by Rocky Kingston August 17, 2025