Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.
by Kyle Huffman July 16, 2008
Get the pap smear mug.The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
by TwoWiseMen November 14, 2007
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by Nickel Nigger April 17, 2006
Get the Smad mug.To call someone a 'smear' or 'pap' or 'pap smear' or most commonly - 'pap smearian', is one of the worst possible insults available. Describing them as the by-product of a woman's annual 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.
"Yo, 'pap', you are filthy!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"
by Diego July 12, 2003
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Get the smear mug.Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
by Bell April 27, 2004
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