The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quicker, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then close his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slappiion with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quicker, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then close his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slappiion with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
by TwoWiseMen October 26, 2007
The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!
-OR-
I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
-OR-
I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
by TwoWiseMen October 26, 2007
Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.
Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."
Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
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