smeadlocks 

Someone with losely coiled dreadlocks.

are those dreadlocks or smeadlocks.

smeadlocks by jamma wun/ kwazdog (b-more) February 23, 2003

Spreadlocks 

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.

1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.

Spreadlocks by NippleDriver June 18, 2011

Seaman Smedlock 

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.

And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.

Seaman Smedlock by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005