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Spreadlocks 

1. Term for the pubic hair pattern one expects to find upon the disrobing of a girl met in the parking lot of Bonnaroo; implying a laissez faire approach to certain aspects of personal hygiene. 2. Semi-derogatory term for a female one might identify as "granola" that implies she is an easy mark for promiscuity, and therefore not as desirable.
1. We were having some fun in her van, but it ended when I got a snoot full of her spreadlocks
2. We might as well smoke this now, he's in the tent with 'ole spreadlocks.
Spreadlocks by NippleDriver June 18, 2011
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Seaman Smedlock 

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.
And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.
Seaman Smedlock by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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