Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006

Mini mikae1a

Shortest person on earth. 4’5

I’m 5’9 nah she’s 4’5 right mini mikae1a

by Random minion February 14, 2022

mini chicago

Greens Fork

that town is scary like whoe its mini chicago ?

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

mini blurt

Someone who is not quite a full blurt due to stature.

Fuck off Nichola ya mini blurt!

by Louskilou October 2, 2018

mini golf

1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing.

Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yesterday.

Jimbo: Nice dude, right on!!!

by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005

mini shocker

When a girl can't handle the regular shocker; its the mini version of its counter part. using thumb and pinky only half way out of the fist. And you have to yell MINI SHOCKA!

Amanda: Jessie cannot handle the shocker, what should I do?

Bobby: Give her the Mini Shocker, it may work better!

by Rose Brothers February 4, 2008

Mini-mod

a little bitch that HAS to always moderate when they aren't a mod, normally a high level, on discord, or a game, I swear to fucking god just shut up.

P1: yo, did you hear P4 god banned?
P2: hey guys, fwriendly remindur, no tawlking about bansth!
P3: SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD.
P5: OWNER Hey P2 can you not moderate, my mods get paid, and its not pleasant for a mini-mod to be here!

by Not_goatkxns May 10, 2021