Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

Tender Lizard by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

lot lizard 

she/he is a truck stop whore, sleeps with the truckers for money

"hey did you see that lot lizard get in that truck , i hope his wife don't find out"

lot lizard by TaraB April 1, 2008

Jew Lizard 

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.

I saw a Jew Lizard the other day.

Jew Lizard by They are out there. June 15, 2013

Vagina Lizard 

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex

I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.

Vagina Lizard by jdholguin April 18, 2008

Spitting Lizard 

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

Spitting Lizard by a247partee April 19, 2010

road lizard

a large lizard that lives beside major highways. if you step out of your vehicle close to a road lizard, it will eat you.

look out, a road lizard.

road lizard by tucsondog October 17, 2006

couch lizard

Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

couch lizard by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005