Spencer Gifts

Spencer Gifts is a store thaat sells rubber panties.

this is a true story:
*guy walks into Spencer Gifts*
"OK WHERES THE RUBBER PANTIES?"

by NSN lover July 29, 2009

Gifford

A person who possesses a great amount of courage.

# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President

That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!

I did an act of Gifford today.

by HappyFeet3573 March 22, 2009

gift of discernment

A gift from God. A gift that allows you to see into someones life with out having a reference about them.

First person "Yeah, he's a good man"
Second person "How do you know?"
First person "oh that's God's gift of discernment talking again!"

by Mr. Kipp September 15, 2007

exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

horizontally gifted

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.

Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

by tiger002 May 18, 2010

giftsurance

Giving someone a gift that you will gladly accept for yourself if the receiver does not like it/wants you to return it.

Bob: "I gave my grandmother a PS3 for Christmas, but she asked me to return it because she can't figure out how to turn it on, so I just kept it."
Joe: "So your giftsurance policy paid off nicely."

by bjj9611019 July 9, 2010

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

by AUWFT August 17, 2016