an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
by LouderNowLove May 25, 2009
Get the morgan freeman mug.(adj) anything generally considered emo, but just posing as such.
(n) anyone who is generally considered and thinks they are emo, but are just posing as such.
(n) anyone who is generally considered and thinks they are emo, but are just posing as such.
"Man, My Chemical Romance is SO fakemo."
"She thinks she's emo because she cuts herself and listens to Autumn To Ashes, what a fakemo!"
"She thinks she's emo because she cuts herself and listens to Autumn To Ashes, what a fakemo!"
by Sam Hartung December 25, 2008
Get the fakemo mug.A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
by Dusty"LGBTQ"Haggard September 3, 2016
Get the Morgan Freeman mug.he is soo stupid!! he is gay and careless!! he freakin changed ryan cloud into some brianless idiot!!!!!
by ...... February 26, 2005
Get the scot freeman: AKA:GuY wItH tHe GiRlS pAnTs mug.1. An overweight fat, depressed person that is a hypocrite.
2. Someone not brave enough to confront others.
3. Someone who believes they are right even when they know they are wrong.
2. Someone not brave enough to confront others.
3. Someone who believes they are right even when they know they are wrong.
Josh was so down in the dumps, he couldn't help but be his fatemocrite self, because he had too many standards for the girls he could get, and could not man up to get the girls he wanted.
by Sasha Mazzucco August 6, 2008
Get the fatemocrite mug.One of the most epic bands ever formed. Yet, abruptly dissipated after only two performances due to unknown circumstances. While most witnesses of Facemelt's magnificence believe that it is forever lost to memory, some still claim that the legendary band still lives, demonstrated by their mantra "Facemelt Lives" or "Face me it lives."
by Tyrel "Firehead" Borowitz October 30, 2008
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