A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break
by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

going to someones house you dont like, knocking on door, yelling something, preferably sexually explicit things, and running away.
Bethany:i hate that laurie
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)
Steph:me to!
Dallas:lets doorbell ditch that bitch
(dallas run to door, pound on door and ring doorbell, Yell "COPS OPEN UP", and run)
by BS-BS October 23, 2008

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.
"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."
"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama
"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama
by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class
by Cabomar November 22, 2021

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011
