Shit ditch 

noun
A persons ass-crack region.

Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!

Shit ditch by chubsmcgrubs November 28, 2010

Witch Ditch. 

An evil woman's vagina.

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

Witch Ditch. by SharkBate88 December 20, 2013

Dong Dong Ditch 

The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.

I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.

Dong Dong Ditch by electric_wings November 15, 2018

Itch In My Ditch 

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

Itch In My Ditch by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Digg Dong Ditch 

Playing ding-dong-ditch, except when the person answers the door and shuts it, they might go outside and look around. When they do, you run inside, find the smallest item to steal, run back outside, dig a hole, and put the item in, without being caught.

Roger played Digg Dong Ditch. He ran inside the persons house, stole a coffee mug, and dug it in the persons front yard when they went back inside.

Digg Dong Ditch by Jimmy Oats April 14, 2008

Dingdong ditch 

Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.

Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch

Dingdong ditch by UntwinedCartoons June 1, 2014

meat ditch 

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

meat ditch by sauer power August 9, 2006