Definitions by slamhounder

White Trash Lip Gloss 

The act of eating any greasy deep fried food commonly found at carnivals, state fairs, stock car races, monster truck shows and live wrestling (WWE) that coats the lips of the eater in a manner that makes it appear they are wearing lip gloss...

Look at that chick scarf down that corn dog after she finishes it she's gonna have herself some white trash lip gloss...

White Trash Lip Gloss by slamhounder April 30, 2012

Water Snob 

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...

That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.

Water Snob by slamhounder March 7, 2011

Cop Kisser 

Someone who is extremely nice to a Police Officer even when the Police Officer is being a jerk...

That Dude is a Cop KIsser he thanked the Officer for giving him a ticket for Jay Walking at 3AM on a Sunday...

Cop Kisser by slamhounder November 29, 2010

Itch In My Ditch 

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

Itch In My Ditch by slamhounder August 5, 2010

ROTFLMLAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my lesbian ass off.

i was ROTFLMLAO after someone told me a dirty joke.

ROTFLMLAO by slamhounder April 2, 2010