noun
A persons ass-crack region.
Pull up yer drawrs doug, half your shit ditch is hangin out!
by chubsmcgrubs November 25, 2010
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This is when one sleeps with a female. After intercourse one waits till she is alseep. While asleep you lay a steamer in her mouth, if this doesn't awake her right away you can also perceed to insert your thumb into her anus, and then run away.
Man my ex girlfriend was being such a bitch lastnight i gave her the old shit and ditch.
by Mr nooglets January 25, 2009
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Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
by inalavalamp April 4, 2012
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Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper
I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.
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When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.
Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...
by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022
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