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Courtenay

oftentimes a short kitty like person, with a colorful and vibrant personality. She appears soft and docile, but can fight and kick ass at any moment. Collector of everyday things, such as daggers, swords, and pointy ears. Courtenay has a beautiful soul, and is very protective of her close friends. She is someone who's friendship will last a lifetime, and then some. Find a Courtenay, she's a keeper. Beware, she may have a dagger hidden in her bewbs!
Courtenay you will forever be my guardian angel in disguise!!!
by KitsuneHi13 February 16, 2010
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Trump Curse

The "Trump Curse" is a theory that anyone who says or does negative towards Donald Trump will be cursed with bad luck or negative karma.

Since his run for the Presidency documentation of the Trump Curse in action has been widespread, and has resulted in several memes showcasing it.

The origin of the Trump Curse is a mystery, but it is speculated that the mass hexes being carried out around the world are actually backfiring and hexing those who oppose Trump.
P1: Did you hear about the idiot who shot himself in the face while taking a selfie?

P2: Yeah, he was posting anti-Trump shit.

P1: It's the Trump Curse!
by fakenewsmerchant October 9, 2017
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Courtesy Boner

An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.
The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.
by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009
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IM courtesy

the act of waiting for someone you are talking with online to finish typing when you see the "screen name is typing" in the IM box.
i like talkin with daniel online, he has so much IM courtesy i can always get my ideas across
by Herm April 23, 2006
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Curse of Curves

A rather arousing "curse", first brought to attention by the popular music group, "Cute is What We Aim For."
The "curse" has been argued to just be a metaphor, just for use in the song, but further debate with other listeners has proved otherwise.
When a woman has the "Curse of Curves", it generally means she is a nice, sweet person, who has a curvy figure (large breasts, thin/slender midsection, large buttocks), and she is swarmed by men whom she has no interest in, and there is nothing she can nor wants to do about it.
"I've got the gift of one-liners, and you've got the Curse of Curves..."

-- Shaant Hacikyan, Cute is What We Aim For
by Jordan Phillips January 2, 2009
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the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
by Gay or european? August 30, 2017
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Drake Curse

What happens when Drake shows up in your hometown, wearing your team's jersey, and takes pics with your players. Can only be broken with a corresponding appearance by Pusha T or Meek Mill.

"I hope Drake don't show up to tonight's game. We don't want the Drake curse!"
by marksandranks April 18, 2019
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